So here's me for subtle. Rachel finally writes on my facebook wall so I know she's alive, and I'm trying to figure out how to tell her that she needs to call a certain friend of ours for a certain reason. I can't say why in case Rachel reads this (I'm sure she doesn't, but just in case), and I ended up saying, "You should call us all and see what we're up to." "You should call us to check up on us." And finally, "Angela got a puppy. You should call her and get her to describe it."
See. I'm shit at secrets. Don't tell me them unless you want everyone to know.
But still tell me them cos I want to know too.