I've been censored!!! I have so much gossip to talk about but cannot because I did a stupid thing and told the world I'd tell no one!!! And it's great gossip too, and from multiple people.
Why oh why do people confide in me???? I can't help my nature - I'm Filo! Gossiping is our life-blood, our one event at the Olympics where we aren't disqualified for a false start (the one time I've seen a Filippino in an Olympic event he was disqualified for a false start).
DAMMIT!! I need to tell someone what everyone's been telling me, but the people I want to tell are all involved and other people don't know them, so it would just be a confusing mass of, "So _____ and ______ did blah blah blah."
I totally need a diary.