You're fucking joking me.

Yep, there's a swear word in my title. This stupid hen's night has me swearing like a sailor cos I'm so effing angry about it all. Here's the final details:

FRIDAY - Meet at Nicole's place at 6:30pm

Bring: $54 for the stripper
$5 - $10 for food (pizza - if you have any vouchers bring them too)
and your own drinks (alcohol)

Also: I think that we are all staying at Nicole's place... Is that right Nicole?
Please correct me if I'm wrong. Also just dress comfy but bring some clothes for the next day...

SATURDAY - (Day) Races
Bring: $__ for the entry ticket (please advise how much it costs Em)
Money for food and drinks

SATURDAY - (Night) DinnerMeet at Angie's place at 5:30 the bus will arrive and leave by 5:40.
Bring: $30 for dinner
$30 for mini bus - (It will be less than this but just to be safe...)
Extra $ for drinks

How can you expect people to pay over $120 for someone else's hen's night??? I'm pretty sure that if you're getting a stripper it's the bridesmaid's present to the bride, not the guests responsibility. Couldn't they find a cheaper one???? I'm sure they exist. They are equally gross, I'm sure. At least the races is only $5 for students. I don't mind paying that.

And I'll have to be sober during the whole thing.

At least it'll save me money, I guess. Although it wouldn't save that much unless I'm just drinking water.

Bloody Hell.